Ted Gets Ideas For Valentine’s Day Prank Call

markberry — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:29:08 +0000

Ted doesn’t know what to get his ol’ lady for valentines day and wants to get something new other then the normal roses and candy.

Breathalyzer Test Before Super Bowl

markberry — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:00:49 +0000

taking a breathalyzer test before shooting Ted goes to the super bowl skit

Ted Goes To The Super Bowl Extras

markberry — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:21:39 +0000

extras from the Ted Goes to the Super Bowl Video

Juice Fasting

markberry — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:26:35 +0000

Today is Monday January 17th 2012 and I have decided to go on a little juice fast. Mainly to see if it is as hard as people say it is and to also see if I really do feel better. I tried this once before and failed terribly. Im a little more confident that I can do it now. For those who are not familiar with a juice fast its basically taking fresh fruits and vegetables and juicing them with a Juice Extractor.
A blender is not the same as it just mashes everything. An extractor separates the juice from the skin or pulp. A fast is when you drink nothing but the juice and water you make for an x amount of days. The first three to four are the worst from what research I have done because your body is detoxing and after that happens you feel great. Before attempting to do this please consult your doctor or physician. Well I am here to put it to the test. If i left anything out or have put false data please let me know.

Day 1

- BREAKFAST - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1 Celery Stalk - 1/2 inch of ginger - 1/4 lemon - 1/3 cucumber - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot	-LUNCH - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1 Stalk Celery - 1/2 inch of ginger root - 1/4 lemon - 1/3 cucumber - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot	-Snack - 2 cups strawberries - 1/2 cup raseberries - 1 cup blueberries - 1 apple	-DINNER - 6 Kale Leafs - 1/2 cucumber - 4 Celery Stalks - 2 Green Apples - 1/2 Lemon - 1/2 inch of ginger root

Day 1 is pretty simple due to the fact that you are motivated at what you are doing.
I sailed threw day one without a problem. Hardest thing to see is the commercials on tv. You dont realize how many food commercials are out there until you cant have any and it just makes you want it even more. I also don’t drink a lot of water, but I tea and pepsi (caffeine free) mainly so it has been rough staying strictly to water only.

Day 2

-BREAKFAST - 1 apple - 2 carrots - 1 tomato - 1 orange - 1/3 lemon	-Lunch - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1/2 inch of ginger - 1/4 lemon - 1/3 cucumber - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot	-Snack - 2 cups strawberries - 1/2 cup raseberries - 1 cup blueberries	-DINNER - 6 Kale Leafs - 1/3 cucumber - 4 Celery Stalks - 1 Green Apple - 1 Red Apple - 1/2 Lemon - 1/2 inch of ginger root

Day 2 was a little weird for me. I started to want nachos really bad haha. I didn’t do much, but lye around and be lazy and mainly because the temptation was a little overwhelming and the fact that I didn’t feel I had much energy. I also noticed i got really tired during the night around 10pm. I have been staying up a lot later then that so i was surprised i was tired already. I went to bed and then woke up a few hours later and was awake and alert and not tired at all. I watched tv until about 7am and passed out again until about 3pm. I woke up pretty tired as well into day three, but we will see how it goes.

Day 3

-BREAKFAST - 1 apple - 2 carrots - 1 tomato - 1 orange - 1/3 lemon	-Lunch - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1/2 inch of ginger - 1/4 lemon - 1/3 cucumber - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot	-Snack - 2 cups strawberries - 1/2 cup raseberries - 1 cup blueberries	-DINNER - 6 Kale Leafs - 1/3 cucumber - 4 Celery Stalks - 1 Green Apple - 1 Red Apple - 1/2 Lemon - 1/2 inch of ginger root

Day 3 has been kinda of cloudy and not much energy at first, but got better through the day. I do think the best drink so far is the raw beet root juice and it gives that super purple color to it.
I’ve been lounging around playing games and reading comics to keep my mind at ease from eating which is kind of weird to say, but even a trip to the store to get more fruit/veggies is getting harder. Even making a juice im just wanting to eat the carrot or strawberries. I wasn’t going to weigh myself and let results speak for them selfs, but I needed some more motivation and according to the Wii Fit I havent been loosing about 1.8lbs a day.

Day 4

-Breakfast - 1 apple - 2 carrots - 1 tomato - 2 oranges - 1/3 lemon	-Lunch - 6 Kale Leafs - 1 Kiwi Fruit - 4 Celery Stalks - 2 Green Apples - 1/2 Lemon - 1/2 inch of ginger root - 1/2 Piece of Fennel	-Snack - 2 cups strawberries - 1 mango - 1/2 cup rasberries	-Dinner - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1 Celery Stalk - 1/2 inch of ginger - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot

Day 4 was without a doubt the easiest day so far. I woke up kinda cloudy not wanting to get out of bed, but once I got up took a shower and got to juicing I started feeling great. I switched up my juicing and made the green juice (kales,celery,lemon,cucumber,green apples, ginger) since I was staying awake a night a lot longer. After the lunch drink I have tons of energy all day and felt pretty full. I went out and picked up some more comic books. This is the first time I got up and went out on my own to go do something in 4 days. It’s pretty crazy how a little glass of juice can give you more energy then redbull without the jitters.

Day 5

-Breakfast - 6 Kale Leafs - 1/2 cucumber - 4 Celery Stalks - 2 Green Apples - 1/2 Lemon - 1/2 inch of ginger root	-LUNCH - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1 Stalk Celery - 1/2 inch of ginger root - 1/4 lemon - 1/3 cucumber - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot	-Snack - 2 cups strawberries - 1 kiwi fruit - 1 apple	-Dinner - 2 apples - 1 cup of spinach - 1 carrot - 1 Stalk Celery - 1/2 inch of ginger root - 1/4 lemon - 1/3 cucumber - 1 small piece of fennel - 1 Raw Beetroot

Day 5 I woke up at 6:30am after only about 4 hours of sleep pretty alert and ready to start the day. The day was pretty easy as I had the green juice for breakfast. Ended up taking a short nap and drinking a late lunch. I am noticing that I’m becoming less hungry and I almost have to force myself to drink the juices for dinner time. I think I should have started off with more juice, but its working for me so I didn’t want to change much. All in all this was another easy day as I’m not even craving food. Although I could slam some nachos still haha.

Day 6

-Breakfast - 1 cup strawberries - 1 cup grapes - 2 oranges	-Lunch - 6 Kale Leafs - 1/3 cucumber - 4 Celery Stalks - 2 Green Apples - 1/2 Lemon - 1/2 inch of fennel	-Snack - 1 cup strawberries - 1 cup grapes - 2 oranges	-Dinner Small Salad -Spinach -Romaine -Lettuce -Carrots -shredded cheese -Organic Italian Dressing

Day 6 I didn’t get much sleep again. I pretty much made up my mind I was going to work my way back into solid foods again this day. The day went by really fast without any problems other then being a little tired. around 8pm I made a salad that was the simplest yet most delicious salad I have ever eaten. It was really good, but I think it was just because I haven’t eaten in 6 days. I officially made it 6 days and 20 hours without eating any solid food and lost around 12lbs. Later on in the night I wanted to test to see if i would feel awful by eating a regular can of Progresso soup. I notice right off the back it was a little salty, but tasted alright. The next morning I had a bloated feeling and sometimes uncomfortable. It was like I had gas without the gas. I was craving juice by this day so I made a green juice and after a while I made another and I started to feel better. I’m not exactly sure what that bloated feeling was exactly, but I didn’t want to feel that way anymore so I basically swapped out everything for organic products. From chips, salsa, pasta sauce ect.

Conclusion

This has been a pretty tough challenge for me and I think people should try this, but only if you are not on medication. If you are on medication you need to consult with your doctor. Teh results that I seen on this juice fast has just amazed me. It has also changed the way I eat and look at food. I plan on juicing daily with a more of a raw food diet. This fast even though I only did it for 6 days has helped me more then ever and not just on eating better. I recently took a drink of Pepsi and I didn’t like it. It tasted way to sugary and syrupy for me which blew me away since I have been drinking 3-6 Pepsis a day since I could remember. The fact that I wanna drink water and chose water of Pepsi is baffling to me. I still plan on drinking hot green tea and black tea. Tea is just simply delicious. Aside from the soda ordeal I have no desire to even eat meat either, but I’m sure that will change as time goes on, or who knows maybe it wont.

Lip Tattoo

markberry — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 05:56:28 +0000

Getting markberry tattooed on my inner lip

Cops Parody

markberry — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 04:54:59 +0000

Cops Parody made in 2003, found it and its so awful i had to upload it

First Time Shooting a Gun

markberry — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:36:25 +0000

yes i know it took me till i was 26 to shoot a gun and it ended up being a 12 gauge which has some good kick to it. im not into guns and never really have been into them, i dont like hunting or anything but this was fun to go shoot with some of my friends. There is a first for everything.The last shot of the video is of Mike shooting a 40 with a GoPro camera on his head to show a first person feel.

Ass Nair

markberry — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:41:38 +0000

nairing my butt to see if the product worked, filmed in 2003